Bleah! This is so gross!

I was going to write about Griffin starting Preschool and the thoughts I was having on the way to Orientation tonight, and how we did our good deed for the day by calling the Police when we spotted a pickup truck that had rolled out of a driveway and was blocking a street – a street without any streetlights, but I just had a real live worm in my mouth and that’s pretty darn disgusting!

OK, now I know how easy it is for the media to trump true news with sensational drivel.

I’m working away on a sales letter I’ve been pouring my heart and soul into for the past week or so, and I’m like “Damn, something’s biting me!”

So I lift up my shirt and look at my stomach and nothing’s there. To get a closer look, I put my shirt in my mouth and take a closer look. Nothing.

I spit my shirt out of my mouth and OHMYGOD! There’s something in my mouth! I jump to my feet and spit it out and it’s a worm!

The kind of worm that lives in corn.

I just got done putting all the vegetables away that we get each week from our CSA Farm (Community Supported Agriculture). It’s all organic and it’s been raining a lot, so one of the ears must’ve had a worm in it that got on my shirt.

This is just gross. I’m gonna go brush my teeth.